December 2011
200 posts
Sexual Frustration: Level 5 and leveling up
I have to be up at nine to leave for a trip and...
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
keybl4d3:
Whoever created the term “tumblr famous” is a complete idiot.
that awkward moment when you think somebody is...
maddayyy:
then you see that theyre either taken or they fucking live in narnia.
Watchmaddayyy:
liviiii22:
IM DYING
AHAHHAHAHA
OMG
MADISON
PLEASE SEE THIS HAHAHAH
hahaha omg this shit was so funny
thank you olivia
i just died
When your throat starts to burn, your heartbeat...
I am in love with Pandora Radio:)
Really? Who has a Christmas gathering on New...
So, my grandmother was in the hospital during Christmas; therefore, we are having her Christmas gathering on New Year’s Day. WTF! Really?!?! I am going to a party an hour away from my house and I have to be back home around noonish. I am going to have the HUGEST hang over in that building! Goodness gracious. I am going to be a grumpy bitch!! That is all there is to it.
